The London Bae

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Let me start by telling you that if you come across a London Bae never, and I mean NEVER, tell her that she looks like Kim Kardashian. Like never. What you might think she should consider as a compliment, SHE WILL NOT. Yes, the London Bae is a very confusing species. Like, don’t compliment her makeup, she isn’t wearing any (even if you think her face is sort of a work of art), or don’t tell her she looks thinner, the only workout she knows are squats and not to get her butt smaller precisely! Among their skills you can count the fact that they are able to pose in very natural positions emphasising both ass and bust, dress sexy but not showing much (just enough to tell you HEY! THEY ARE HERE! but keep you wondering how they got in there?) and the fact that London Baes need no fans in summer, they have their eyelashes, and no blankets in winter, they have plenty of synthetic hair to wrap themselves with.

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Sepherd’s Bush Market Fabrics Shops

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The proud owners of the fabrics shops in Sepherd’s Bush market are another classic of London. Whether you want to sew a new sari or you are looking to improve your house decoration, you can find the most colourful fabrics in their shops in West London. When you walk in these shops you will feel like you are in a different place, and you better be alert of any suspicious magic carpet or accidentally rub a lamp that might bring the genie out!

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The London Bus Driver

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The last of London TFL’s species is here! The London Bus Driver is a very chilled species that only gets angry when its nemesis appears: The London Taxi Driver… or the London Cyclist (coming soon)… or a normal car driver… or any species that drives any sort of wheeled vehicle on the road for that matter. Commuting by bus in London is normally a very pleasant experience thanks to the London Bus Driver’s chilled attitude, unless the Driver is doing his last ride of the day, then you better get ready for a F1 experience around London and enjoy the road bumps as if you were on a high donkey!

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The Angry Cabbie

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Let me start by saying that black cabs are the coolest and more expensive way to move around London… unless you have an Angry Cabbie. The level of angriness since the arrival of UBER has reached peak points and the rows that some drivers can get into are magnificent! There is no company, public person, institution or public service that can escape the unstoppable mouth of an Angry Cabbie. But hey! you will arrive on time to your date with a great knowledge of current affairs… and £50 less.

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Shoreditch Starter Pack

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Are you thinking of moving to Shoreditch/East London? Here are some essentials you need to live there!

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