Boris Johnson is a very rare species… so rare that there is only one. He might look like an adult but he is just a child, and we are his dolls and London the playground. He is in control of the Zoo at the moment, or he tries to be, because he spends a big amount of time fighting. He loves pissing off the London Underground Drivers and can’t help but to disagree with the Unions. In any way, he must be doing something right because it has been more than 7 years that he is the boss!