The Underground Make Up Artist walks in the tube looking like Susan Boyle and walks out looking like Kate Moss. She is a businesswoman and knows how to take advantage of her long commuting time to fix a few flaws on herself. She is able to keep her hand steady through the whole journey without messing up her eye line and her hair falls mysteriously perfect when she undo the hair tie. By the way, those stains in your trousers that you don’t know where they come from are made by her make up falling apart when there are sudden stops. But hey, she is looking gorgeous in the office!