The London Underground Driver

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The London Underground Driver is a very fortunate species, although they don’t enjoy the sympathy of the rest of London’s fauna. They earn around £50K a year, work 36 hours per week, and enjoy 43 days of holidays. Despite of this, they feel the need to complain and go on strike every few weeks while the rest of Londoners struggle to get to work to our average £25K a year, 40+ hours per week, and 22 days of holidays. They are also responsible for London’s lack of night underground service and the increase of mice in the underground (although this is not yet proven). Some people think they are actually an urban legend as nobody really has met an Underground Driver… the truth is that they pretend to work at Pret to avoid the haters.

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